goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

(via baracknobama)

2damnfeisty:

materiajunkie:

"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)

image

#staywoke

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rollership:

adbusters: Aquaman’s worst enemy

rollership:

adbusters: Aquaman’s worst enemy

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lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

(Source: bluenude2, via baracknobama)

qillem:

Drake’s new album The Chair
with tracks including:
1. Dat Ass
2. Booty Had My Like
3. The Chair (where it all began)
4. This Anaconda Want Some
5. Beez In My Pants (ft. Lil Wayne)
6. But I Love Your Personality Too

qillem:

Drake’s new album The Chair

with tracks including:

1. Dat Ass

2. Booty Had My Like

3. The Chair (where it all began)

4. This Anaconda Want Some

5. Beez In My Pants (ft. Lil Wayne)

6. But I Love Your Personality Too

(via laughbitches)

conservacat:

youovershare:

gallifrey-feels:

nosdrinker:

andernina:

Can we talk about how Anne Hathaway’s husband Adam Shulman looks a bit like William Shakespeare… who had a wife named Anne Hathaway?

damn the illuminati’s not even trying anymore

I guess you could say that when Anne hath a Will, Anne Hathaway

No

okay I have to reblog for that pun

#mandatory

(via greatestmc)