ionlylovebooks:

do people in nudist colonies send nudes or do they just call them selfies

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frickbook:

is there like financial aid for concert tickets

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fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

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tumbledore-:

le-teen-titans:

the-b00ndock:

Batman is having none of your shit today, Superman.

IT’S BACK

Batman? More like Sassman.

(Source: graysonsdick, via jasminaaah)

kingjaffejoffer:

nutted but she still suckin

kingjaffejoffer:

nutted but she still suckin

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negritaaa:

"diet nigga"
help me jesus

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kawaiigod:

when ur going to the mall

and u actually have money

image

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personalititties:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Omfg

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